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Fraser: Nick speaks in sound bites.
Fraser: Don't worry Nick, we think of you as our Astin Martin of alcohol consumption, with rockets under the licence plate
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Gino and Steve: Wait, was that a boy or a girl? The entire cast dies in episode one - there goes our idea for a reality TV show. [explaining why 'Platypus Humpers' would never work as a TV show - the male platypus having dangerous poisonous spines on the back of its rear legs]
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Nick: You can tell your vegetables from your fruits.
Nick: Except for, like, lettuce. Which is a vegetable. But not as low class as, say, a potato.
Matt: Yes, the filthy underground vegetables are the peasants of the fruit and veg kingdom, the dung shovelers and village idiots…
Nick: And the above-ground vegetables are more the skilled workers and merchants…
Matt: While the lofty tree-fruits are the nobility. But what's a coconut? Is it a nut, or a vegetable, or the mighty king of the fruit and veg kingdom?
Luke consults a dictionary.
Luke: It's a seed.
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After inspecting the stove, the conclusion is reached that the names on the dials would make an awesome A-Team style group: Fan Force, featuring Max Grill, his brother Turbo Grill, and… many more?
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The idea of a jigging lane, much like a moving footpath or travelator, was discussed, however it would only move if you were jigging. Such a lane could loop around Kapiti and allow people to move more quickly, in a jigging fashion. The jigging highway would be a multi-lane version of the same, with fast lanes for people breakdancing or rocking out Kevin Bacon style.
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A short competition of running down the corridor going AAAAAAHHHHH! Takes place. Nick walks down the corridor sans AAAAAHHHHH!.
Matt: Nick, do it again, that was totally lame.
Nick: I'm not even in your competition.
Matt: Dude, you got a D minus. You can so do better than that.
Nick: I'm having no part of this.
Matt: You just got downgraded to an F.
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Nick: Those hotdog sticks are too hot. If I tried to eat one my oesophagus would totally rebel, and choke me to death.
Viv: Your own oesophagus would betray you?
Nick: It so would, that slimy bastard.
Matt: Don't worry Nick. I'm totally ready to cut your throat open and stuff a broken biro in there for you to breathe through. I've always wanted to perform an emergency tracheotomy. Eat all the hot-dog sticks you like.
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Giffy sings 'sexy' version of Rubber Ducky. It's all in the intonation (and duck-stroking)
2 comments:
Yeah... and Norm was filming me while I did it... I'm a touch concerned!
Notice that in Matt's previous entry, he inserts the word DUCK, cunningly disguised as a VERB.
This means he wants to have sex with a duck. I know this because of science.
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