Just for Jenni

Cats. They are the most beautiful and elegant creatures in the world. Sometimes I look at my cat and I really understand why the Egyptians worshipped them. In, like, ancient times. I don't think they worship them any more, but they should, because cats are so totally Cockney. Today my cat was walking across the room when it stopped. Then it walked some more. It was so cute! Later it was sleeping, and I was all, "wow, that's so CUTE!". Because my cat is cuter than yours.