The marvellous CG

The Exquisite Corspe that Hix put us on to has lead to us getting back in touch with Chris, who is writing some hilarious (and spooky) short fiction on his blog: DadCo - an awesome proof for a pamphlet for DadCo.

Who are we and what do we do, we make plastic lawn furniture. We make round white plastic tables and plastic chairs in sets of four which come with. There’s a whole in the middle of the table and we make “sun-brellas” which go in the whole. They come in three colours. White with yellow and purple stripes, White with yellow and blue stripes, White with yellow and orange stripes. That’s all we do. We make them in Hamilton and we send them up as far as Auckland and down as far as Tokoroa. We used to make BBQs but the contractors we had for the gas tanks were useless, it was a nightmare. & also safety regulations.

You are incorrigible - a children's story about a boy at a train station and NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. Problems with our elephants - a report from the zoo about some odd elephant goings on.