Not Summer Heights High

Overheard in a corridor, after a truck driver delivered some food to the school canteen... Teacher: Were you rude to that truck driver? Student: Yeah but no, cos he was rude to me. Teacher: Slowly, without getting excited or shouting, tell me what happened. Student: I was just sitting on the back of his truck and he told me to get off or I might hurt myself Teacher: So you were sitting on something that doesn't belong to you? Student: Yeah but when he told me to get off I did but then he said he'd break me. He can't talk to me like that miss. Teacher: You were interfering with property that doesn't belong to you? Student: Yeah but I said sweet as when he told me to get off and I said I jumped off a house and I didn't break any bones so no worries, then he said he'd break me in a minute. He can't talk like that miss it's against my rights I'm gonna make a complaint. Teacher: It's not good that he spoke to you like that, but you were sitting on his gear. There's a line that you crossed and you need to apologise. Student: I'm not gonna apologise unless he apologises to me first, he can't talk to me like that it's against my rights miss. You should tell him. Teacher: (gives up) Go back into the classroom and do your work.