"Comity" versus the rule of law
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Sunday, June 08, 2008
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From sensational boyband "Boys Up the Rear" - Rollin' Rollin'
Everybody loves you when you’re rollin’, rollin’
Got the GM, they in control and
Gonna attack you with the kobolds and trolls and
Can’t touch them with a 10’ pole and
Now we’re in your neighbourhood disarming your traps
Creepin’ through your window for a sneak attack
Our wizard gonna zap you just after his nap
And the cleric just gave me 6 hit points back
So better watch out when we’re rollin’, rollin’
Looking for an amulet that has been stolen
Got all our gear in our bag of holdin’
Gonna kill a dragon whose colour is golden
Taking on a dragon ain’t nothing to me
Cos our party is the deadliest you’ll ever see
Make sure it’s distracted by some wizardry
Then gonna backstab it just for the XP
Suggested lyrics welcome :-)
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So we're living it large in a shady tavern
up comes a man with a mission for the grabbin'
we don't get his name or listen to his chattin'
all we need is the map that he draws on the napkin
takes us to a cave hidden under a cabin
set the marching order, light up the lantern
five rounds later and the whole lair is ashen
'cos when we roll, we don't arrive - we happen
BUTR 4EVA
Change:
Got the GM, they in control and
changes to
The DungeonMaster is in control and
and possibly:
Make sure it’s distracted by some wizardry
change to
run rings around it with my boots of speed
ZOMG this is my all time favourite Boys Up the Rear song EVAH!!!!!
So. Good. I hope we get musical next year!! Geek out!
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