Crab Truckers - More detail

Morgue has written up the game here. It was a hell of a lot of fun, and I happen to have kept my character sheet, on which I also wrote a couple of quotes: Name: Iron Shell Role: Driver Skills: Drive, Sing, Scuttlebutt, Tai Chi Truck: Red Bertha, a tricked out karaoke disco truck Co-pilot: MC Cash, a Lifter Quotes: "The hut made of guns contains all the water from a swimming pool, minus the pool itself. The guns are all pointed inwards, and the water is too scared to move." "Swans are all smashing into the walls, in your face... you've lost your diagram of cheese." "I jam the barrel (of the Police Speed Tank) with 3 swans." "I spraypaint him (the slack worker who's holding things up) to look like boiling water" (crabs hate boiling water) Favourite moments: Debbie's crab decapitating a giraffe, and finding that he had eaten our truck! Norman's crab had spraypainted our truck to look like a herd of giraffes, so that we'd be unable to find it. We were totally fooled, and thought that the very motionless giraffes had stolen our truck and hidden it. We decided to take out the leader as a show of strength, then question the others. As it turned out we didn't have to question anyone, but sadly the sound system for the truck had been damaged by being eaten, and got stuck on Abba (Crabba?). BriX the giant brick-looking truck dragging several miles of fence along with it as it crashed into a missile testing site.