Gems of student writing:

"His brain was being disembowelled!"
"Speeding over the snowy plain's, in a custom military hovercrafts towards a very important Recon mission where valuable U.S. scientists that had been researching minerals and substances that the United State's had been looking for, for years. The Scientists had been taken hostage by some French terrorist troops who had been wanting their research for themselves."

Sheer poetry. Heartwarming and inspiring.