SATURDAY
We dragged ourselves out of bed, had showers in the cold, cold morning, and stumbled back into the car. We were at the production meeting by 7:15, not bad given the night we'd had. Hix had not slept, so there was an 8 page script waiting for us when we got there.
I had contacted Beau about him maybe acting as Bodil de Rezney, as I am not much of an actor, and my endurance levels are not often high. He was willing but not keen, and then he volunteered to be the boom guy, so that settled it. I was acting. Yikes!
Frantic activity ensued, very organised with lots of fantastic people helping out. There was one quiet read-through of the script, but not for the whole team, just for Jenni. People scattered to collect props and costumes and bananas and all sorts of stuff, and I staggered around in some sort of a daze. The Costume Cave didn’t open until 10am, so we had an agonising wait to find out if we could get the costume pieces we wanted. I tried on a shirt of Lee’s as a possibility – quite tight, I must say, but much less unflattering than I would have expected. Good thing I lost a couple of kilos at the start of term, or I wouldn’t even have been able to button it up!
We headed to Wilton Reserve, to shoot a jungle scene. Thankfully, the hard working and brilliant Luke and Sam arrived on set with a pith helmet, a shirt, suspenders (pants-up-inators) and a cool belt thing. Fantastic! The belt thing was midget-sized, but Sam managed to tape it up into a useful configuration. I had costumage! Huzzah!
I then had the quite pleasant experience of being made up by the Worboys sisters. I don’t particularly like having makeup put on me (especially eye liner or mascara or anything that close to my eyes), but getting to sit down in the makeup chair and not move for 10 minutes was awesome. I also liked the idea that my panda-eyes and general haggard appearance would be ameliorated. I then had my hair styled by Debbie and Puggle (to look adventurous), and finally had to actually do some acting.
At this stage, I considered vomiting, but decided it was not necessary or desirable. There were a lot of people watching the performance, a lot of people involved, Seraph and Regan are both excellent actors, and I was there as some cheesy, comical ham roleplayer pretending to be able to act. Thankfully people were very understanding, as I faked my way through the first few shots. I could hear myself mumbling a couple of times, and tried hard to get the lines out distinctly. Unfortunately I was very, very tired so this didn’t always work that well. I stumbled like crazy over the line:
To leave this land it’s clear to see,
We simply have to…
Not the most complex line in the universe, but I struggled to remember it every time.
Then, the line immediately after that was:
Groom the entire tribe of gigantic howler monkeys – so cute! Make an unusual raft from their fur to sail up the river to find the jellyfish that will lead us through the shark infested water to tickle the trout that will give us the key to the fairy court, where the Fairy King will show us the way out!
I was not terribly confident about that one, unsurprisingly. I practiced a couple of times, with many stumbles and lost trains of thought. Then the camera went on, and action was called.
First take, I pretty much got it. Maybe 1 stumble? Then 2 or 3 more takes, and I managed to get the speech out pretty unmangled each time. I have no idea how, but I got it done. That was a pretty huge confidence boost, as I knew that that was the hardest dialogue I had to deliver, and that I was finished with it early.
The other confidence booster was when I was asked to deliver a line in a more over the top way, and I did a very, very silly version of it to start with. People in the crew actually laughed, which helped to ease some of my tension and self-consciousness.
Two other incredibly cool things that I can remember from the dim haze of that morning:
1. Seraph being pelted with bananas. It was so much fun getting all the banana wranglers around and flinging skins and whole bananas about. It was also fantastic seeing him lying on the ground, covered from the waist up in bananas and skins. It comes across really well on screen too, and was hilarious in real life.
2. The monkey noises, lead by Giffy. Giffy had offered her services as a high quality monkey noise generator, and became the lead monkey in a team comprised of members of the costume and makeup departments, the production manager and a couple of actors and other crew. It was fantastic to fill the reserve with the noise of angry monkeys, so much fun!
More filming, then a quick relocate to another part of the reserve to film the imagination training montage. We were getting towards 1pm by the time we got that shot, so lunch was looming as a need. Luke and Sam raced off to the supermarket to provide some much needed snackables at the next location - the library in Wadestown.
We ate outside, then headed in for a lull in my activity. The library sequence didn't feature Bodil de Rezney at all, so I had a few hours where I could relax. I did lie down for 15 minutes with a cushion under my lower back, which was awesome, then proceeded to make myself generally useless but not in anyone's way. I did get to do some work for the Art Department, making some posters for the storytime area. We wanted to have lots of posters made by kids, of the "Please Save Our Library" kind. Several had been made in the morning, but we wanted to cover more of a wall, so we made a few extras. My favourite (and one I'd like to get as a souvenir) was the "Robo-Hacknor says reading is cool!" poster, with a robot with a lazer reading ray. It was so cool I had to sign my real name on it, rather than a kid's name. Hee hee. Debbie and Sam and others made posters and dressed the set, and then filming started.
I also decided to make a book for Violet (the librarian) to be holding in the first scene. I made a 4 minute book cover for "Bodil de Rezney goes to the moon", which I also had help with. It looked pretty silly, but kinda cool.
Debbie and I decided the time had come for junk food - burgers in particular, so we ducked out and went to Maccers for some salty junkfood. It was pretty good, and kept me alive a little longer. We were back at the library in time to help get our lead into his school uniform for a flashback scene, for which we recorded an audio bit that was hilarious. The last word of the flashback was 'sensible', and was supposed to echo at the end of the flashback scene. Debbie and I thought that it would be hilarious to get everyone in the library to do the echo in chorus. It ended up being even more over the top and silly than that, and it was heaps of fun. And it made the cut, too!
After filming finished at the library, feeling very tired but without the time for any real sort of a break, Debbie and I headed to Turnbull House for a Fairytale LARP that just happened to be on the same weekend. We were pretty shattered, but we scouted the location and found out what rooms we could use. We passed the information on to the production manager, then started to change into our costumes. Jenni called to let us know that people were tired, and needed a break. I made silly comments about 'going like a man', then breathed a sigh of relief. It would have been nice to get set up, maybe rehearse a scene or tow or even record something before the LARP, but it would have been less down time for others and more stress for me, so I'm glad people took a break.
Costumed and V'd up, I spent 2 hours LARPing as Robin Hood. I decided that Robin was a shady criminal who wanted to set up a franchise of Hoods - a hood in every forest! This kept me entertained for a while, but tiredness and seediness started to creep in once I'd exhausted all my immediate ideas (2 hours in), so I ducked out to buy painkillers and a snack. I was gone for about half an hour, and when I got back I learned that people had been looking for me. I even had a rumour reported back to me that I'd gone out for pancakes? The LARP ended a little after 10pm, which was good, and we had a quick debrief and group photo before inviting many of the LARPers to join us downstairs to film the Fairy Court. We had about an hour, and we got what we needed, which was kind of amazing really.
At midnight, security turned up to kick us out, and Debbie and I made a hasty retreat back to the car and back home. We didn't help out much with the carrying, but there were other, less tired people there, and we had the longest drive to get home by a fair margin.
On the way home we talked of many things, mainly to keep me awake. I expressed my wonder at the fact that I was still functioning, and that both Debbie and I were still so genki. We talked about the day's filming, what had been fun and what had been difficult. It was really, really nice to be in a private space, and nicer still to shower and fall into bed. The cat was very pleased to see us, and it was only a matter of seconds between my head hitting the pillow and me falling into a deep, deep sleep.
We had to be back in town at 9am.