Monday, April 30, 2007
I edit a lot
Now I have 2 shows to edit. And a 45 minute short film to finish off. I am busy, and expect much eye-strain in the next couple of weeks. On the plus side, soon the 45 minute short film we shot in the holidays will be entirely in the past. We're screening it in a couple of weeks, so it will have to be done and dusted by then. We will then make a few souvenir DVDs of it, delete the 180Gb+ project from our hard drive, and never have to look at it again. That will be nice. In other news, I have stabbing pain in my head, and should really stop looking at a screen. But I think I'll do some more editing instead. Dammit, why haven't the painkillers kicked in yet?
Friday, April 27, 2007
Footloose rocks
Footloose rocks. Footloose is sweet. Footloose is awesome. I love Footloose. Flashdance sucks. Flashdance is lame. Flashdance is crap. I hate Flashdance. (for Jenni) Note: Flashdance is actually pretty weird - almost too odd to be classified as lame. It has ASS instead of EXPLOSIONS, but is in many other respects what you'd expect from the director. And it has weird dance bits that melt my brain.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Busy times
Monday, April 23, 2007
Films are great
I'm watching films with 2 classes at the moment (and studying a film with a third), and it's wonderful. I love watching good films, and rewatching them, and trying to get students interested in more than the most shallow of surface readings. I rambled a bit today about the difference between viewing for pleasure and for study, and how in a classroom context you should pretty much always have a pen in your hand when you watch a film. I think it's a sound practice, given that we lack the luxury of time in which to watch the film multiple times. It's a busy world, and there's always work waiting to be done. Anyways, the films of the day are Shawshank Redemption, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I felt a little bad when a teacher came to visit me during one of the brutal prison rape scenes, but the teacher stayed a good 10 minutes after his questions had been answered, watching the film. It really is 'a corker'. Debating will finish off the day - a subject I'm not hugely knowledgeable about, but which is fun, and inclusive. Here's hoping the kids see it that way!
Friday, April 20, 2007
Friday already?
Monday, April 16, 2007
1 Week Down
Things Accomplished this Holidays: *Made one 49 hour film as practice for the 48 hour film contest *Many hours spent editing school horror film (assemble edit complete, most sound effects in place, some ADR added, colour correcting mostly done. Completing ADR, music, final sound FX to come) *Sleeping in achieved twice, I think (where sleeping in is defined as staying in bed for more than an hour after one’s usual getting-up time) *Watched several DVDs/Films – 300, most of QI season 4 (thanks Jenni and Lee), some of The Wire season 2, rewatched V for Vendetta, Underworld…) *Did much ‘research’ for the 48 (watched the remainder of 2005’s DVDs that we hadn’t seen, watched disc one from last year) And the one that gets the most attention today, *Played an excellent game of PTA (Prime Time Adventures – a roleplaying game where the story you’re creating takes the format of a TV show, and you act as writers and ‘actors’ in your creation) Phoenix (season 2, episode one) Phoenix is an ongoing game about a small town where a cult coexisted with the town for many years, before withdrawing its children from the local school and becoming more sinister. The first season (of which 3 episodes were played out, the rest only discussed) dealt with the build-up to a confrontation/siege at the cult compound, and how certain children inside the cult, the sheriff, and a local school teacher dealt with the events. I was an audience member for the final session of season one – the climactic siege at the cult compound. I found the game to be incredibly tense, really moving, and very well acted and constructed. As an audience member I got to frame scenes (players take turns doing this – choosing whether the scene will be plot or character focussed, where it will happen, who will be involved, and what the agenda is), and play occasional NPCs. It’s one the most hard-core gaming experiences I’ve seen, with people deeply in character, whilst simultaneously working together to create a compelling TV structure, knowing that a suitably awesome climax had to be coming, but not knowing what it would be until we got there. One technique that was oft used was the posing of question after question, to delay the final reveal of what was going on. I loved this – you find the medical file for the sick character – it says he’s currently at Stage 5. You ask the technician what stage 5 is – he tells you that he doesn’t know because he’s never heard of anyone going past stage 4. They’re answers that aren’t really answers. They just make the audience want to find out the next piece of the puzzle. Working this way allows different people to layer aspects into the mystery or plot, that can be explained later on. When you reach the moment when someone sees a way to connect several pieces of the puzzle in a satisfying way, everyone present gets the sense that there’s something coherent going on, that it all means something, and that informs everything that has already happened. You get to have the audience moment of “ah, that’s what was going on”, enhanced by the authorial satisfaction of “man, all that stuff I put in has really paid off, in a way that is way cooler than I could ever have imagined.” As you can tell, I was well impressed with the game, and felt like I had really tuned in and was contributing during that episode. Season 2 was a slightly different experience, as I joined as a cast member/writer for the show. The cult compound had been destroyed, the cult leader arrested at the end of season one. This meant that season 2 was going to have to be a little different in terms of focus. After 1 hour of recap (what happened last season), and 1 hour of prep (what do we want to see this season, how have things changed), we started the episode. I was playing a doctor who had adopted one of the cult children (Saul, played by Luke). I have much I could say about the experience, but I suspect other people will be talking about it over on NZRaG, so I’ll finish briefly here. The game was cool. We hadn’t planned out much of what would happen in season 2 (we had a general feel, some issues to kick around, and a set-up), so the first few scenes were tentative, exploratory ones. And they were awesome. Debbie’s character wagging her first day of school to go to the ruins of the compound and mourn for her dead boyfriend (whom she accidentally shot at the end of season one) was incredibly chilling. Morgue’s character Boyd, a teacher, being confident and in charge at school was a refreshing contrast to his doubt and uncertainty in season one. Saul, the 8-year-old protégé of the cult interacting with adults as if he were one of them continued to be creepy, and the sheriff Molly struggling with her new fame as a Hero Cop, and with the responsibility of being Debbie’s character’s guardian, was fantastic to watch. Best thing? The show keeps on surprising me. We talked about aspects of the show in advance, but it keeps coming out of left field with powerful ideas and unexpected revelations about characters. The other best thing? My character fit into the show well, and despite the intimidation factor of joining such an awesome game, it all went well. More Phoenix is planned for next month, and I can’t wait.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Moderately well-laid plans of mice and men go slightly awry
Tuesday – Shooting day
Now I thought we were pretty well planned and prepared for our film shoot. The main actors had their scripts and had learnt most of their lines, we had a shot list and had storyboarded most scenes. The props and costumes were all packed up neatly in crates and I had gone through with Matt the exact details of each location down to what types of lighting each room had and which walls/corners etc would be good to use for various shots.
Naturally, it was all too good to be true. So when we pulled up at school at 9am ready to start our first scene, I was a little surprised to see that there were several huge trucks behind a row of orange traffic cones next to the main admin building.
They were of course concrete cutting with jack hammers and other incredibly noisy machinery. I scampered around the key locations I was planning to use. The grinding rumble sound move from deafening in the conference room and staff office area (scratch 2 scene locations) to vaguely irritating in the office and kitchen (still too loud for film – scratch another two locations). Matt and I walked over to the Hall which we were planning to use for the ‘dancing with the dogs’ scene and, to our complete lack of surprise, it was unusable as well.
We sent some texts around and got the cast/crew to meet us in D block. Thankfully the other half of the school was free from sound. We used one of the Geography rooms for our office (just had to carefully pull out several maps from the wall), the gym as the hall, the Year 13 student centre* as the conference room and office area.
We started filming the first few scenes in the quiet haven of D block and got through a lot of script at quite a pace.
Unfortunately, then we found out the two of our lovely male models could not (or would not in one case) be around for filming. This meant that our Camera operator Matt had to act not just as one character but two in the modelling scene. We decided to reschedule shooting that until last so that Matt didn’t get held up taking off make-up and costumes when we needed him.
We got quite a bit done in the morning and then at 12 the concrete cutters took a lunch break. We decided to seize the opportunity and moved over to the main block quickly for the Plastic Surgery Grandmas and Kitchen interview scene.
I had been pretty keen on having at least a cameo in the film. I got to be the Plastic Surgery Grandma. Worst makeup ever. And I did it to myself. I’m pretty used to wearing makeup but the amount of stuff I had caked on for this felt very unpleasant. I also had ludicrous fake boobs but the floral dress seems to have obscured the ridiculously huge breasts on film.

So we were walking over to the main block with one person dressed as a nurse with a giant injection and me with comedy boobs, floral dress and hideous make-up. Such a Kodak moment. We got to the conference room and opened the door only to find a group of students were in there planning activities for Youth Week. They were a little surprised** to be invaded by teachers clad in their unusual costumes. We chucked them out to set up but a couple hung around to watch the scene. We shot that scene very quickly. But I, always hungry for more screen time, added the line ‘I can’t feel my lips’ to the scene, so now I have a speaking part.
We finished all the scenes except the night break in one by about 5pm. We were exhausted. It was a good kind of tired though. It felt like we had got a lot done and had heaps of fun. My sides hurt from laughing at some points. The funniest point for me was probably we I decided to be OTT photographer at Matt while he was modelling. I was strange but hilarious. "Ah, yeah, that's it. Now give me seductive. Yeah, now you're innocent, a good girl. Yeah, now fierce. Ooh, you're wild animal."
We decided that we would have a couple of hours break for dinner and rest and then the actor required would come around to our house film the break in scene after dark. This gave enough time to capture all our footage (just 2 tapes when filming with two cameras***) and have showers and much needed food. The break in scene was relatively easy (although we discovered that it takes _many_ lights to make one after dark shot visible). We had finished the filming by 7.45pm. Yay!
* Given the cleanliness of students this did have the unfortunate result of one of the scene in the TVO network offices having very dirty windows. Obviously, networks cannot afford as good as cleaners as they used to.
** Although probably not as surprised as they should have been. I seem to be developing a reputation for being weird.
48 Film Practice
On Monday this week, Luke and Sam supplied us with an envelope containing a genre, character, line prop for a practice 48 hour film for Cow Wins, the team Debbie and I are helming this year. Debbie has blogged about the process somewhat, so I’ll make my comments brief: * The elements were awesome: Lysney Rogers, a compulsive risk taker; a toothbrush; “I’ve done this a million times before”; Reality TV * Script writing is made much easier when you have a wireless keyboard, and a big LCD TV in the lounge. Everyone could read what we’d written, and everyone could take turns typing, without having to swap seats (not that swapping seats is a bad thing, except for the team member who’s still in a moon boot from a sporting injury – a torn tendon in the ankle I think). * 5 people is a small number for a team, but is a great number for scriptwriting. We are all teachers, so we’re used to turn-taking, and twisting student answers to drive towards the point we have in mind, so we worked well together :) Actually, the group are all friends, and really do work well together. Contributions were very even, and criticisms or scepticisms were expressed in a straight-forward way. * Having the script finished by 10pm leaves a good amount of time to get ready for the shooting day. * Writing several graphic design type gags (like fake album covers, magazine covers etc.) may be a little unwise if your 2 graphically skilled people are also your editors. * Arriving at your location (school) and finding cleaners, concrete cutters and huge drain-clearing trucks parked in various locations, all using noisy machines (concrete cutter especially) is not cool. Luckily a school is a big place, and with a bit of investigating and set dressing we were able to find some quiet spots to film in. * Having one actor play twins, using only eyelines and screen positioning to sell the gag, can work surprisingly well. I may even be keen to investigate split screening at some point (tripod the camera, overlay one of the shots, then crop the one that’s on top – should be very simple). * It’s a good idea to go grocery shopping before the 48, so you don’t have to spend part of the editing morning going to the supermarket. * Using really tacky filming tricks like the aforementioned twins, and faking skydiving (in a way not dissimilar to Jenni’s flying in WMP) is fun to shoot, and can be convincing enough to be worthwhile. I want to revisit all the cheesy effects stuff Adam (and to a much less skilled extent, I) played around with as a teenager. * Voice-over is fun to record, and can really help with exposition. Obviously it’s a tool that only suits some genre. * Overall prognosis for the team: good. We’ll have a bigger cast on stand-by for the real 48, Debbie and I will make sure we’ve got all our shopping done ahead of time, another team member is going to be learning some basic editing skills this holidays, and we managed to write, shoot and edit our film to a respectable standard in only 49 hours. Sure, we were a little over the deadline – by about one shopping trip, give or take. I think if our script is as easy to shoot as this one was, and we push ourselves just a little harder in editing (like getting an hour or two done on the Saturday night), we should have no trouble getting a decent film in on time. Barring, of course, the dozens of unforeseen complications that we’ll have on the real weekend :)
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Trial 48 hour film
As a fledging team in the 48 hour film competition, our team has decided that we needed to test ourselves by trying to put together a 48 hour film between 7pm Monday and 7pm Wednesday this week. I asked Sam and Luke to provide us with the ingredients and genre just to add the random suspense element. Sure enough, I was provided with a sealed envelope which I opened at 7pm on the dot with the writing team (which is really the bulk of the team who aren’t away on holiday or busy). Our ingredients were: Character – Lynsey Rogers – a compulsive risk-taker Line – “I’ve done this a million times before.” Prop – toothbrush Genre – Reality TV We started brainstorming ideas, first talking about Reality shows we could put a spin on and then making up some crazy new ones. We quickly decided that we wanted to focus on the host or hosts of Reality TV and combine behind-the-scenes with snippets of the actual show. For a while we were certain that we were going to have two hosts – one the adventurous, risk-taker and the other more business-minded and practical. As we talked through the storyline it seemed that it was proving too difficult to have two opposing hosts that work together to pitch a new show yet are in conflict over their different styles. The non-risk-taker character also seemed hard to pin down. Thankfully one of the team made the really simple suggestion that it would be clearer if there was one host. We decided that the other character was the manager. That meant that the manager could be conservative and business minded but still working with the host for the pitch. The rest of the storyline and structure came together quickly after that. We decided to cast the Geography teacher as the manager. She has a broken leg at the moment so it meant that we would mostly have that character sitting down for interviews and one hand held shot of her hobbling after Lynsey at the end. We also wrote the broken leg into the script by having a scene of Lynsey tandem-parachuting with the manager where we could use the line “I’ve done this a million times before.” This would show Lynsey being a risk-taker outside of work as well. The main reason was that one of the team member’s husband is a sky-diver and we knew we had the gear. After about 50 minutes of brainstorming and then planning the story outline plus a few key scenes and how we might shoot them, we started writing. It felt good to have the first scene in the first draft going as the clock turned 8 o’clock. Our premise was that Lynsey is a host of many risky B-grade Reality TV shows and after being out of work for a few months her manager and her were having a reality show made about their attempts to pitch a new show to the TVO network. It would be done as a combination of interviews with Lynsey and the manager, clips of her about to pitch and flashback segments from her previous shows. Matt was good at making sure we discussed practical considerations (how would you film that, what would the audience actually see to understand what was happening) as we went. It was easy to get into some pretty crazy ideas for reality TV shows but we tried to keep coming back to ideas that would be easy enough for the audience to ‘get’ from a few second clip. Either the title had to convey the idea and/or you needed a strong visual to portray the concept and feel of each show. We finished the first draft just before 10 and people were getting tired and wanted to go home. We quickly discussed costumes, props and locations and arranged when and where to start the first scene the following morning. A few extras we were using were texted with times and places. After the others left, Matt and I went through and storyboarded the key scenes and flashbacks. The storyboards forced us to be very specific about what we had in mind for how each scene would be shot and cut, and hopefully that time will pay off in terms of shooting and editing. Technically it shouldn't be too hard (well the interviews are just piece to camera style), we just have a few crazy set-ups and costumes for the flashbacks to shows. There are only a couple of scenes that have slightly tricky camera movement. I then packed up a crate of the props we needed to take and Matt designed and printed out the TVO logo and another picture that was needed for a scene. We are pretty much a team of 5 this time with an assortment of various people coming in as extras for different flashback scenes. I’m looking forward to the shoot today but I’m actually quite nervous considering it isn’t the real thing. Matt and I both woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep before 6.30, which, in the holidays, is definitely sign of nerves or excitement or both.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
One more day to go!
Just one more day until the Easter holidays. Hurrah! The chocolate, the sleep-ins, the not going to work! Such joy to be had. The last few days have been ridiculously busy crammed with insanity such as two nights of Parent-Teacher interviews and overnight marking of 31 creative writing assessments! Nearly over though. I must plan my Easter well and use it wisely. For far too many years have I gorged on Chocolate on Good Friday thus leaving being unable to face so much as a marshmallow Easter Egg on Sat/Sun. The problem that it boils* down to is just I just cannot handle my cream eggs anymore and there are too many delicious flavours. Bakc when I was a child, there was just the one original cream egg. Back then my chocolate eating fitness was superior. I could happily scoff 4 cream eggs and then hunt around for any other choccy to be had. These days I struggle to actually eat 1 cream egg in 1 sitting and there are so many delicious types, mad about choclate, dream chocolate, minty and original. I may have to devise a cunning plan to eat about a 1/3 of an egg and then pass it onto Matt thus allowing me to snarfle my way through a variety of cream eggs. * vague egg-related puns probably are not as effective when you are discussing Easter eggs
Humilation as punishment
I heard a snippet of a news story this morning on Breakfast, and became rather curious. It seems that a school in Christchurch makes students wear orange overalls when doing detention cleanup. There has been a complaint that this is a form of humiliation, and therefore shouldn't be done: The New Zealand Parent Teacher Association (NZPTA) says the practice is unacceptable humiliation that makes the students stand out unfairly. It begs the question of what the purpose of punishing students is. Is detention a deterrent, to stop other students offending, is it reparation for crimes committed against the institution or other students, or is it some sort of rehabilitative process? If it's a deterrent, making it unpleasant is a basic requirement. Taken to an extreme this would entail all sorts of Abu Ghraib atrocities, but the question remains - if you want to put other students off, is making an example of students who've done stuff wrong acceptable? If it's a matter of paying society back, then wearing overalls whilst picking up rubbish may have a practical side to it that allows the students to really throw themselves into the tasks at hand. If we aim to reform these students, then getting up close and personal with rubbish may be an eye-opening experience. To me, it comes down to two conflicting drives: *We all want our students to learn to do the right thing (gain academic skills, not damage other people's property, be acceptably respectful in their interactions with others), and a lot of the time that involves coercing them into doing things they don't want to do. *NZ has a very high rate of teenage suicide, and we all remember how painful it was to be singled out or ridiculed as a teenager (most of the incidents of ridicule I remember came from my close friends, then the year-group as a whole). Our society has decided that physical punishment is not acceptable, so depriving students of time, contact with friends, or other liberties are the main tools we can use*. So, do we accept clean-up duty with overalls? Are we crushing the self-esteem of fragile children by making them conspicuous? If so, does it serve the greater good of making detention an effective deterrent? *Actually, a stern tone of voice is far and away the most often used, and arguably most effective tool for correcting errant behaviour in teenagers that I've come across. PS - A colleague suggested that all detentions should involve the student completing a punctuation and close reading worksheet, or writing and proof-reading a piece of work. Those are the school-wide literacy focii for the year.
Monday, April 02, 2007
48 Team
Our team logo is going to be something like this:

but probably with a less masculine looking cow. The team has more women than men, so a super-butch cow is probably not the best look (though it was the handiest for throwing the sample logo together).
We have plans to make a practice film during the holidays, since we are pretty much a teacher team with a few students on stand-by.






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